03.05.2019 09:21

I'm afraid

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— I'm afraid that I'm losing my wife — complains the man therapist.

— She's avoiding you? — asks one.

— No, absolutely not, responsible man, — she meets me at the door when I come home. My shirts are always ironed carefully, she is an excellent cook, house is always clean. She even lets me watch all my programs on TV and never refuses my perverted sex needs.

— So what's the problem?!!!

— Maybe I'm too sensitive, says man, but in the evening when I go to bed and the wife is sure I fell asleep, she often whispers in my ear: — God, when you finally die!