28.05.2019 15:31


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Our lawyer does not drink or smoke. Yesterday was his birthday. I thought, what would to congratulate him, maybe tie Schaub hanged himself - after all is this life? But money was scarce, confined to a box of chocolates and a pack of condoms. The legend is this - candy to seduce women, and condoms - to avoid the consequences.

I came to the store, telling the saleswoman: - a Box of "Ferrero Rocher" and a pack of "Hussar".

She gives a wink and sarcastically says: - another brandy or champagne?

I, too, she smiled slyly and said: - he doesn't drink.