The young couple long to have children. They were advised to go to Rome and St. Peter's Cathedral to light a candle. After a few years the man who gave advice to spouses, accidentally fell into the town where they lived, and decided to visit them. On the doorstep he met a bunch of kids smaller than the other.
— Where is your mother? asked the counselor.
— She's in the hospital.
— Dad went to Rome to blow out some candle.